When a yearbook is just a yearbook

Q: When is the best time to tell a girl you don't love her? Before or after she's shown you her high school yearbook?

A: I have searched Google and Urban Dictionary, because I know how tricky you kids can be with your slang and euphemisms.

There were no hits for "show you her high school yearbook" (I did, however, find plenty of links to High School Musical 2, and candid pictures of Vanessa Hudgens with no clothes on) so I'm assuming you mean literally show you the yearbook from her high school.

If that's the case, then I'm not aware of any relationship between high school yearbooks and expressing lack of interest in a girl. If I were you I'd wait as long as possible to tell her, as it may cause disappointment and leads her to lose interest in sex.

On a personal note, the time to leave is not about when she shows you her high school yearbook; it's about when she starts setting the dogs on you every time you try to visit her house.