Fug wants a date
Q: My friend recently started going on dating websites. They always ask for a profile picture saying it increases your chances. So he says anyway, I wouldn't know. He keeps asking if it's wrong to use a picture of someone else. Can you give him some advice so I can get him to stop nagging me??
A: For simplicity's sake, let's give your friend a nickname, ok? Let's call him "you".
Thanks for enclosing the photo of yourself, as this has greatly coloured my answer on this one.
You are a horrifically unattractive man, and I cannot in good conscience advise you to spread photographs of yourself anywhere for public consumption. In fact, I would go so far as to suggest that if you do show that photo to anyone else, I would feel obliged to call the police.
So yes, please, use a photo of your favourite porn star, because no one wants to see a face that closely resembles a dropped breakfast.
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