Sunglassed stare-downs

Q: Sometimes when I'm sitting in the park I like stare-down small children. Someone told me this is wrong. My questions is - is it possible to stare someone down while using sunglasses?

A: I won't comment on the morality of staring down small children except to say they probably deserve it.

It is actually far more effective to stare down children using sunglasses, as they cannot see you blinking, and in their mind's eye they can imagine your horrifically dilated, bulging eyeballs piercing into their soul.

It's important to note that adults have a weaker imagination, so sunglasses become a disadvantage in that case.