Tomato schomato

Q: Why do some people say tomato when I say tomato ?

A: Reader, it's obvious to the educated amongst us that tomato is the correct pronunciation of tomato.

However, some people, especially indiginous people or people who use English as a second language and insist on invading other people's countries, still insist on saying tomato.

Let me make it clear: people who say tomato are wrong and are walking fools. People who say tomato, however, are divine.