A poet, and he knows it

Q: What do you think of my poem?

'Who say dat, flat jack?
Who's filleting the day in jetpack?
Is it who's looking down from lens of twin eye holes?
Huffy Cough puff ball of metaphysical ties.'

A: This poem is excellent. It's full of emotion, humour and big words. I see it as almost a direct commentary on the state of the social world as we know it.

Seek publishers, I'm serious.