Nice ****** question!

Q: Why is it wrong say ****, **** or ***** in front of women and children?

A: I don't know where you grew up, but, in most developed western countries, it is actually considered fine to say **** and **** in front of women. Children are another matter. They are fine with *** or ****, but say **** and you'll psychologically damage the little **** forever.

However, don't say ***** in front of anyone or they will be likely to clock you.