Dutch rudder fan seeks next level

Q: I watched a movie the other day and it referred to a Dutch Rudder. I checked Yahoo Answers and it said it was a shipping manouvre.

A: Yes, but if Yahoo Answers was always correct, we wouldn't need Ask Harv, would we?

The truth is the reader already knows what a dutch rudder is, having performed it many times. It's a simple Google search to find out: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+rudder.

So I can only assume, dear reader, that you're looking for the next level.

That would be a "Double Dutch Rudder", or "DDR", which is defined as "the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate."

It's important to note that this act is NOT difinitively homosexual, but is considered an option by many heterosexual males in female deprived situations, such as prison, being a nerd, or meeting the first person since your mum.