It's in the game
Q: What should you do if the person you are having an affair with gets cross because you don't text him during his girlfriend weekends about your computer problems but then fails to respond to a text asking who a person on facebook is during a girlfriend weekend? Aren't they both as impersonal as the other? Especially since computer issues imply fixing which imply a home visit?
A: Your situation is so complex even I am not sure if I understand the question properly! Is this guy your boyfriend, or your IT support technician?
However, assuming the former, you've given me enough to go on to suggest your next move. You're obviously in a game-playing relationship, so play some games, girl! Mess with him a little! Get with the program!
Here are some fun suggestions:
- Invite him over for coffee and then drink a coffee in front of him and ask him to leave.
- Let yourself into his house and slightly move every object on his desk.
- Have sex with his mail-man and never tell him about it.
- Tell him he got you pregnant, then hold up a deformed, blood-stained coat hanger and sob uncontrollably.
Yes, Veronica, you've got it coming.
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