Cockamamie Q&A

Q: The age old question, does penis size matter?

A: How is this an age-old question if I've never been asked it before?

To be honest, I'm not sure if you asked it correctly... Does penis size matter to who? To Abraham Lincoln? I doubt he's lost any sleep over your penis size, dear reader. To God? Seriously, does anything you do matter to God? If it did, he surely would have struck you down with lightning or swatted you to meaty pulp with his massive God hand by now.

If you're asking if penis size matters to WOMEN, well... let me answer that with another question: Would it matter to a woman if you had NO penis?

School's out.